Sex should be planned.

I usually get my prescriptions at Walgreens because they have a drive through and it allows me to be lazy. But this month with a higher dose of Clomid I knew it was going to cost more, so I decided to use the pharmacy at the hospital I work at. We receive a discount and we can use payroll deduction. I used to use it all the time but since I’m no longer on campus it’s not as convenient. But I had a few scripts to pick up, some over the counter multi-vitamins and my Clomid alone was $25 I thought this was a great option. And they only take $20 a pay period. Actually a really nice plan and I should use it for everything. We have been getting Mr.B’s heartburn medicine there and it’s only $2.15 a month!

But I’m getting off track here...back to the point of this story. I drop off my script and decide to wait while it’s being filled. No point in leaving when it should only take 10-15 mins. After it’s done the nice, older pharmacist Jim hands me my scripts and I fill out my payroll form. We tell each other good bye and he tells me to have a good weekend.

As I’m waiting for the elevator I pull out the form with my Clomid and begin to read it. It’s kind of like a receipt that tells the pharmacist what to give me. It also has the price that the pharmacist crosses off and changes to my discounted price. So I know it was read with in minutes of giving it to me. First it tells me “Do not take if you are pregnant” Well duh…if I was pregnant I wouldn’t need this. Not so bad…right? But then I read “sex should be planned”. I really think I could feel my face turning red. Did Jim just tell me to have a nice weekend because he knew that I was gettin some? And was it necessary to talk about my sex life on this little piece of paper? Did Jim really need to tell me when to have sex? OMG…Jim knows I will be having sex! Yes...I know I was overreacting.

Needless to say I don’t think the $5 I saved was worth it. And I’m not sure if I can face Jim again...at least not next week, lol.